The ultimate wedding accessory

This is an actual shoe featured in the 'bridal' category on a shoe web site. Rightfully so, this style is named 'Ultimate,' as in, 'the Ultimate example of how to look like a hooker on your wedding day.' It can be yours for $80.45!
Oh, were that I 4 inches shorter so that this rhinestone-encrusted Grecian reconstruction nightmare could grace my feet on that very special day! It sends the message, 'I may be settling down with you NOW, but trust me, I've been around the block.' I wonder how it would look in a size ten?
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MEL AND BOB!! Whats shakin, party people? I was diggin through some old internet stuff on my puter and came up w your blog... right on BOB, on your proposal... well thought out, buddy. I miss you guys... drop me a line sometime. I have a myspace page, if you're interested - sitkaspruce - pretty snazzy, right? Check it out, message me or something - I'd love to catch up. Oh, this is Adam, by the way, the OTHER rafting guide from the ranch... hope to talk to you soon.
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